Foaming Rabid #3

The Conspiracy Issue


Unused Color Cover. I got a coupon for a local office supply store to make "25 free color copies" so I worked out this cover for a "Special Limited Edition" and printed it out, but then they'd closed earlier than I thought they would that day and it was the last day of the coupon... Conspiracy? Nah, in this case bad timing and "Murphy's Law"... The B&W mod looks better anyways, IMHO.

Someday, I'll get, or someone will donate money for a 'color laserjet' and then I'll spice up the issues with color. However, my Brother Laserjet, another wonderful donation (Thanks again, Marcia!), prints out the issue nicely and quickly so I'll "KISS" principal for now:-)


For all Conspiracies, there is a master Conspiracy. It is one that all the others bow down to and pay homage to. From the Illuminati, the Skull and Bones, the 9 Learned Men, the Masons, the Learned Elders, the Reptillian Overlords of Draco and the Girl Scouts, there is one master, "The Conspiracy".

What is "The Conspiracy"?

Simply put, "The Conspiracy" is the use of the term "Conspiracy" and "Conspiracy Theorist" to discredit by "ad homenim" attack anyone who exposes evil, who exposes the truth to the light of day. The person who exposes corporate corruption or political shady dealings is equated with the "Trailer park hick who thinks aliens stole his black velvet Elvis painting".

Foaming Rabid #3 brings to the forefront these conspirators and hopes to enrage you to just action against them! 20 pages full of info, rabid exposure of conspiracy and comics.

Issue #3 is US$1.25 shipping included to USA and Canada. US$2.50 for 1, 2 and 3 with shipping. Less for more issues. Trades ok. Consignment distribution deals strongly considered. Anyone ordering outside the US, I'll check the postage and modify the price exactly.

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Samples:

The Analogy of the Dam

Imagine a great dam. This dam represents America. (or in abstract any great progressive society) The building of the dam represents a grand work, the genius of the scientists, the practical skills of the engineers and the devotion and strength of the laborers. Not to be excluded also are the ones who engineered the finances, the ones who organized the labor and the ones who had the vision to see it through. The water built up behind the dam is the fruit of all the labor, for the potential energy is efficiently turned into electricity which the country shares.

The situation now is that a few elites, who already have a great share, have had their Toadies punch a hole in the center of this dam. They then have a waterwheel hooked up to a generator. In short, they are tapping the water potential without going through the fair distribution system that already is rigged to give them more power than they deserve.

This is a serious problem.

The first is that this tap lowers the water level, lowering the real power the generator can draw upon to generate electricity. This makes everyone have to pay more for less power.

The second... Well, one doesn't have to be an engineer to realize that punching a hole in a dam is a bad idea. The dam is developing cracks and the process of collapse is starting, but the elites use their influence to keep any engineers from even fixing the cracks, for fear they will plug their hole in the process.

Unless it is stopped, soon the dam will collapse. The Elites don't care. They built their mansions on the hill, not that they think even that far ahead. They only care about the next "Fiscal Quarter" or in layman's terms how much they make in the next three months. The workers in the dam at the top want their bribes and at the bottom want to keep their jobs another day. The media tells the people in the city downriver that nothing is wrong, that if they can't make their power bill it is their fault and that they should 'pull themselves up by their bootstraps' and stop whining. Soon the lights will go out, and then they will complain, but then the water will be rushing towards the town.


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